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Contest:  Free Copy of

First Grave on the Right by Dayrnda Jones
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Since Reyes was so popular last #FF (Fun Friday) in the 

Help!  I'm in love with a fictional character post I thought I would give away a free copy of Daryda Jones

First Grave on the Right. 

I have shamelessly promoted the hell out of this book. 

Why?  Because honestly it is one of the best books I have read in a long time.  It is refreshingly witty and the character Charley (being the Grim Reaper) is something I have not read about in Paranormal Romance.

If you read Fridays post you will find a few quotes from the book.


Now you may be wondering what you need to do to

win BIG (*jazz hands*)

!!!!!  I want to have you do everything !!!!!!

*LOVE my page to death (no pun intended) spreading the word to everyone on Twitter and Facebook.

*You COULD tweet something like.  

Bit$h be Crazy! Free Book Giveaway at Pimpin' Reads http://bit.ly/hotbooks @jowannajk @darynda @pickyme

OH.....and I would LOVE for you to follow my page since everyone who comes here apparently suffers from...     FollowMeAphobia.

*Let's see...OH....yeah comment.

  You could comment on who you are in love with.  Like you could say...

.Hey...HO!  I am such and such's Bitch!  from such and such book. 

That would be great.  You could get a point for each thing you do and add them up for me in your comments.  The one who plugged it the most would win by the next #FF (March 11th)  when I will pick another fictional character.

*You COULD also gain points by telling PICKYME (digital artist) How wonderful her illustration of Reyes is.
*Maybe even head over to Darynda's Page and tell her hello.  She is such a nice lady (and I have not even met her yet).
*You COULD check out and LIKE my NEW Facebook page called Pimpin' Reads.  That would make my day!  Honestly it would.

Alas NO!  You don't "have" to do any of that.  Be a follower or commenting is enough only because I have to pick a winner from it.  The rest is up to you.  See how many great people there are out there who would do something nice just for the HELL of it.   It wears my ass out doing all that stuff and trying to keep  up with it just to win a book.  Still you could grab a button for your blog.  Just sayin' ?

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FYI:  Darynda or Pickyme did not ask me to do this.  Nor do I get anything from them.  The book is purchased with my own money.  WHY am I doing it?  Because I am impressed with their work.  They never ask me to like them, and  I do not know them personally.  I just stumbled upon them.  

They are super nice ladies. 

THEY are MEGA talented. 

(they know of each other, but I do not think they know each other)

I personally believe there are "nice" people in this world who would do something nice for somebody just to help them out.  

I want to be one of those people. 

I am not rich by any means. 

I am just a really big FAN, and if I like you.... 

Let's just say I would do just about anything for ya!

ONE MORE THING HO'S!
VISHOUS be MINE!    

 

HELP! I am in love with a Fictional Character!

Everyone knows by now I have a big crush on Vishous from the

Blackdagger Brotherhood.

If not look around the blog and you will find him.

Someone, however, has stolen his limelight for at least a little while.

Meet Reyes

 

Pickyme Version

Find the most talented PICKYME on Facebook or on the WEB  or HERE

He is the love of Charley Davidson and the son of  *SPOILER*  Sorry

But can I pretend for a moment he is MINE.  *Fanning Myself*

He is the creation from the Brilliant mind of {Darynda Jones} my new favorite author.

The BOOK

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This book is not only refreshing....it is hysterical.  I laughed the whole way through.  

*Quotes*

*Never knock on death's door.  Ring the doorbell then run.  He totally hates that.-T-Shirt

*First of all...I'm still getting used to all this, Miss Piss and Vinegar.  Give me a little time.- Garrett 

*Is a frogs ass water tight?- Charley

*He pried one of my hands off his shirt and led it down his pants to cover his *bleep*

*Cause let me tell you sweetheart if that was possession, I'm selling my soul-Cookie

*Guys have feelings, too. But like...Who cares? -Inspirational Poster

*You are about as inconspicuous as a monster truck at an erotic car show-Charley

*Dead thirteen year old gangbangers were so moody-Charley

*Poltergeist are just pissed off dead people-Charley

I could go on and on but I will stop short of writing the book.

 

 Darynda has just published a short story and it is *FREE*

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So what do we have to look forward to?


Second Grave on the Left 

August 16, 2011 Release Date

Third Grave Dead Ahead

Stolen from Darynda site.  Please Visit
 

Iron Crowned Review with a Twist

I was thinking in my own warped mind this morning how anyone can do a book review.  Sure, some write better then others, but really in the end it is just a synopsis of the book, and an opinion.  Anyone can do that right?  Of course, everyone has their own unique personality that they add that makes them a little extra special.  That's when I decided why not just let my warped mind take over.  This is how I think. (honest to god this is how my mind works) Why?  I have no idea, but maybe you can play along with me.  Whatever, this blog is really just for $hit$ and giggles anyway.
1st off.  A brief explanation because my family member says not everyone can understand my mind.  I have  a really bad habit of connecting anything in life with a song, video, tv program, movie etc.  Especially anything that I have found particularly amusing.  You may get the idea.   So at each stage of the book for some reason my mind will go to these files that exist in my brain.  Henceforth, the book review with a twist was born.
At each section of the book just watch the video.  You don't have to view all of it to get the idea, but if you think it is funny you may want too.  Be sure to SCROLL.  Maybe if I get my old laptop fixed I can shorten the clips.  Which would be more fun. 

Enjoy the ride minions!

 I am giving this book 4 out of 4 videos.  Maybe an occasional long book could get 5.

So this was how I was feeling at the beginning of the book!

In the middle of the book I felt like this! 

I even felt the need to comment to Mrs. Richelle herself.  

Three fourths of the way through.  (Bare with me now!)

Wait for it...Here is what it left me with

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 Oh my god!  You get the idea.  At some point I probably convulsed, an everything in me wanted to FB & Twitter the ending.  Oh well, You will have to find out for yourself what is happening with Eugenie, Kiyo and Dorian.  

Happy Reading! 

Book Drop Tuesday

Shaman-for-hire Eugenie Markham is the best at banishing entities trespassing in the mortal realm. But as the Thorn Land’s queen, she’s fast running out of ways to end the brutal war devastating her kingdom. Her only hope: the Iron Crown, a legendary object even the most powerful gentry fear…

Who Eugenie can trust is the hardest part. Fairy king Dorian has his o...moreShaman-for-hire Eugenie Markham is the best at banishing entities trespassing in the mortal realm. But as the Thorn Land’s queen, she’s fast running out of ways to end the brutal war devastating her kingdom. Her only hope: the Iron Crown, a legendary object even the most powerful gentry fear…

Who Eugenie can trust is the hardest part. Fairy king Dorian has his own agenda for aiding her search. And Kiyo, her shape-shifter ex-boyfriend, has every reason to betray her along the way. To control the Crown’s ever-consuming powers, Eugenie will have to confront an unimaginable temptation--one that will put her soul and the fate of two worlds in mortal peril…

From Best Selling Author Richelle Mead writer of the Vampire Academy and the Georgia Kinkaid Succubus Series.  This is the 3rd installment of the Dark Swan series, and I am positive it will not disappoint.   You can find Vampire Academy on my YAlove Blog

 Condemned to death for black magic and shunned, Rachel Morgan has three days to somehow get to the annual witches convention in San Francisco and clear her name. If she fails, the only way she can escape death is to live in the demonic ever after . . . for ever after.

Banned from the flight lists, Rachel teams up with elven tycoon Trent Kalamack, headed for the West Coast for his own mysterious business. But Rachel isn’t the only passanger along for the ride. Can a witch, an elf, a living vampire, and a pixy in one car survive for over 2,300 miles? And that’s not counting the assassin on their tail.

A fearsome demon walks the sunlight, freed after centuries of torment to slay the innocent and devour souls. But his ultimate prey is Rachel Morgan. While the powerful witch with nerves of steel will do whatever it takes to stay alive, even embracing her own demonic nature may not be enough to save her

Kim will be appearing at JOSEPH BETH in Lexington, KY on Feb. 26th at 2pm.  Click HERE for more info.  

 Having witnessed vampires slaughtering his werewolf pack during their escape from the horror of the compound where they had been held captive, Nicolae's hatred of the species burns deep in his veins. A century has passed since that night and the months in which he travelled to the Canadian wilderness to escape it, but the nightmarish visions and his failure as an alpha still haunt him, forcing him to live alone and keep his distance from other werewolves.

When a night hunt with the local timber wolf pack leads to a run-in with unfamiliar hunters, Nicolae tracks the scent of blood permeating the forest to an injured woman and races to save her, but has he made a terrible mistake in doing so? When she attacks him, revealing her true nature, he can't believe his eyes or the fact that he can't bring himself to kill her. She's beautiful, and a vampire.

Tatyana is on a mission. Far from home and bearing a heart filled with grief, she's intent on killing the hunters she's tracking, but her plan didn't include being shot with poisoned arrows. When she comes to in the presence of a glowering handsome male werewolf, she isn't sure what to expect. His dark demeanour and cold tone warn her that he isn't like the subservient werewolves she's used to, and that she might not be out of danger yet, but she doesn't let it discourage her. Working with him to discover why the hunters have come to Canada, she attempts to shatter his antiquated opinion of vampires, but the closer she gets to him, the harder it becomes to battle the forbidden hunger he stirs in her.

Will Nicolae be able to overcome the darkness in his heart and his memories, and embrace his desire for a vampire? Can Tatyana face her fear about the Law Keepers and risk her heart and her life for the sake of forbidden love? When they discover what the hunters are after, will they be able to stop them before it's too late